A pirate's life is all about information. Constantly traveling, meeting new people, going new places. Managing all those connections can be essential for surviving as a pirate. It's a real shame that us pirates are so bad remembering. Mayhaps this here fancy writing contraption can help.
Check out this here handy guide if ye get stuck wif this here letter cruncher. And go wild addin what ya remember. Be sure to make smaller pages and use lots of links. It helps keep things organized.